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Republican Lightbulb Joke
by Rob Schaeffer
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 178.
- 10 to rant that hard working families and soccar moms don’t
want to pay for the bulb being changed.
- 15 to say that the Bible forbids bulb changing.
- 50 to ask the CEOs of major companies their feelings.
- 3 to say that the world is ending soon, why bother?
- 50 to blame the problem on President Clinton.
- 4 to announce that “those types of bulbs don‘t want to
change.”
- 20 to decide that changing bulbs is bogging down the economy
and repeal any environmental protection and worker safety measures that apply.
- 15 to say “It is the state‘s problem.”
- 10 to pass a bill keeping foreign light bulbs out of the country.
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