Fire Breathing Chicken!


Frequently Asked Questions

Q: If you had a funky crop-circle like logo you would pretty much be the Brunching Shuttlecocks, right?

A: Well, duh.

Q: So, do you make a lot of money on this?

A: Right now our revenue is better than Amazon’s was at this point in our business cycle.

Q: So, that would be a “no”, then.

A: Yeppers. I make zero on this.

Q: Why the title?

A: Well, I wanted to call it FireBreathingDinoChicken, but few people know what the dinochicken is, and well, I am hoping to get a larger fan base than that. Maybe even people I have never met.

Q: You really like HTML tables don’t you?

A: Kinda.

Q: Does a cat help you write this?

A: Why do you 555555555555555hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ask?

Rarely Asked Questions

Q: How can I contact you?

A: Through e-mail.

Q: Can I give you wads of money?

A: Sure.

Q: I think FireBreathingChickens are sexy.

A: Um. While that is very rarely said to me, it isn’t really a question.

Q: Can that being than which none greater can be conceived not not exists.

A: Ignoring the double negative, that being than which none greater can be conceived can not not exist, therefore it must exist. So, your answer: yes.


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Fire Breathing Chicken!