Coming Soon to a Theater Near You:
Driving Miss Diana!

Produced by
Rob Schaeffer and Bertha Crowley

Directed by
Bertha Crowley

Starring
Helios as the Driver
Diana as Miss Diana

Photography by
Bertha Crowley

Additional Photography by
Rob Schaeffer

Special Effects by
Bertha Crowley

Vehicles Provided by
Bertha Crowley

Based on the Short Story
Helios would be better driver than Diana
by Rob Schaeffer

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All events in this photograph are pretty much fake since, well, Helios’ feet would never reach the controls anyway and he isn’t old enough to get a license.

Picture ©2003 Bertha Crowley